Ode To Michael Caine

Me and my friend Michael Caine were hangin' downtown

Another day, another place, we're gonna put it down

The night is childish but we're grown ups and it doesn't really matter how late we stay out of bed

I got my booze, got my friend Michael, I will bend you over, let's dance red-haired

For moments of hope or despair

Count on him, he'll be always there

You can rely and trust

You may, you might, you must

He'll never let you down until you're dead

No need to sleep, no need to care

But the red-haired girl had a gold engagement ring around her finger

She told her boyfriend was there with her and, also, was a rugby winger

Well, I must admit I was freaked out my Michael Caine was there to help me get my senses back

He made me brave then I grabbed the first green-bottled beer I found and smashed it on the sucker's head

For moments of hope or despair

Count on him, he'll be always there

You can rely and trust

You may, you might, you must

He'll never let you down until you're dead

No need to sleep, no need to fear

I don't wanna get old

I don't wanna feel cold

I'm no longer as bold

As I once used to be

I got quickly dragged

I got easily trapped

An invisible net

Caught me just like a fish

Michael got back to England

As a knight of the kingdom

Left me stucked here in this land

With no fame and no cash

Now I'm no longer friends with Michael Caine